Ow, my ow


"Blood is thicker than you think, Aldous."

Tatiana’s reaction to receiving Matryoshka clone (nesting) dolls from a fan. (x)

S/o to my mom just cuz

❝ Anonymous asked: The one text post about broomball leads me to assume that you're going to Miami in the fall? I visited there last year and thought that was pretty cool too. Good luck on finding Canadian men!

I’d rather find Canadian ladies hence the pronoun usage but thanks for the sentiment :)


*develops new crush* *looks up star sign compatibility instead of actually talking to them*


This is so cool put in your url or your friends and it gives an mbti personality type based on your blog.


when you’re a racist, sexist, homophobic straight white boy and everyone calls you out on it


❝ Anonymous asked: Who the fuck is Paul?


UMMMMM i dont REALLY remember but i think he was a minor character in an episode once. he had a line or two i believe??? correct me if im wrong but he may have been beths housekeeper?


me: joins tumblr for fun

me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society 


why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be






The Music Industry Asked Him To Change 1 Word In His Songs. His Response Is Pitch Perfect.



A street clown? A juggler? That would be cool. I’d probably go to school. I’d travel. I’d go wandering and get lost for a minute, like Jack Kerouac. And then afterwards, when I realized it was all vacuous and vapid and meant nothing to me, I’d probably take up photography.

i was going through my school’s hashtag and someone tweeted “found out who my roommate is but i can’t find her on any social media” and it turns out I am that aforementioned roommate