Ow, my ow
zohbugg:

NO OKAY SERIOUSLY FUCK THIS EPISODE. 
THIS MOTHERFUCKING CARTOON ABOUT HOW ASH ADOPTS CHARMADER RUINED MY ENTIRE FUCKING CHILDHOOD
ASH AND GANG FIND THIS LITTLE GUY, SICK AND INJURED ON THIS FUCKING ROCK AFTER HEARING THIS FUCKING DOUCHEBAG TRAINER BRAGGING THAT HE ABANDONED HIS CHARMANDER BECAUSE HE WAS WEAK. AND CHARMANDER IS LOYAL AS FUCK SO HE’S WAITING AND WAITING AND HIS TRAINER THINGS THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS BECAUSE HE’S A TOTAL ASSHOLE.
DO YOU KNOW HOW A CHARMANDER’S TAIL FLAME WORKS? WELL LET ME FUCKING TELL YOU. IF HIS FLAME GOES OUT, HE FUCKING DIES.
SO ASH AND GANG RUSH TO SAVE CHARMANDER BECAUSE IT’S RAINING FUCKING HARD, AND WHEN THEY GET THERE HE’S BEING ATTACKED BY SOME SHITTY BIRD POKEMON AND HE’S STRUGGLING SO HARD TO STAY ALIVE AND HE’S HOLDING THIS LITTLE FUCKING LEAF OVER HIS TAIL FLAME WHICH IS SO SMALL AND ABOUT TO GO OUT
AND LITTLE 8 YEAR OLD ME IS JUST FUCKING HYSTERICALLY CRYING OVER THIS FUCKING CHARMANDER AND THE CRUELTY OF MAN
FUCK THIS EPISODE

zohbugg:

NO OKAY SERIOUSLY FUCK THIS EPISODE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKING CARTOON ABOUT HOW ASH ADOPTS CHARMADER RUINED MY ENTIRE FUCKING CHILDHOOD

ASH AND GANG FIND THIS LITTLE GUY, SICK AND INJURED ON THIS FUCKING ROCK AFTER HEARING THIS FUCKING DOUCHEBAG TRAINER BRAGGING THAT HE ABANDONED HIS CHARMANDER BECAUSE HE WAS WEAK. AND CHARMANDER IS LOYAL AS FUCK SO HE’S WAITING AND WAITING AND HIS TRAINER THINGS THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS BECAUSE HE’S A TOTAL ASSHOLE.

DO YOU KNOW HOW A CHARMANDER’S TAIL FLAME WORKS? WELL LET ME FUCKING TELL YOU. IF HIS FLAME GOES OUT, HE FUCKING DIES.

SO ASH AND GANG RUSH TO SAVE CHARMANDER BECAUSE IT’S RAINING FUCKING HARD, AND WHEN THEY GET THERE HE’S BEING ATTACKED BY SOME SHITTY BIRD POKEMON AND HE’S STRUGGLING SO HARD TO STAY ALIVE AND HE’S HOLDING THIS LITTLE FUCKING LEAF OVER HIS TAIL FLAME WHICH IS SO SMALL AND ABOUT TO GO OUT

AND LITTLE 8 YEAR OLD ME IS JUST FUCKING HYSTERICALLY CRYING OVER THIS FUCKING CHARMANDER AND THE CRUELTY OF MAN

FUCK THIS EPISODE

i wish the internet was still unironically ugly like the early to mid 2000s no one cared if you had bright red text on a bright blue background or a banner made of glittertext w/ .jpegs that were stretched further than their aesthetically pleasing aspect ratio we were just like fuck yeah!! websites!!

tonyfreakingsawicki:

before i started watching orphan black i’d already been seeing cophine gifsets on my dash and being a gay ship i was curious but i thought they look so different from each other like how did they end up pairing them the blonde is so much taller and kinda looks so much older bc like the dreadlocked one looks like shes 16 or something like i know thats kinda messed up for me to think probs bc its different from my other otps like appearance wise like height difference and stuff does that make sense but then i started watching bc of them and holy shit masbro magic their chemistry is so fucking magical that it just works and the contrast of physical attributes and personality oh my god i watched ob bc of these two perfect human beings and it was the best decision ive ever made excuse my french but i love them so fucking much pun intended?.??? idek i just love science girlfriends!1!1!!!

Was reason #1 “full of ranting old people”?

that was #3 lol. #1 was basically no one cares what you’re doing, which is apparent on any website so that’s w/e

xkit guy should make an extension that blocks the # of followers you have so i can blog in peace without a descending follower count glaring at me

i went to make an fb and ended up reading 11 reasons you should quit facebook in 2014 by huff post and now im like :///// even more

brothraki replied to your post “ponyboyofficial replied to your post:ponyboyofficial replied to…”

If you get a FB, hmu-especially if you’re going on hiatus-if u wanna.

i will definitely do that you’re one of my FAVES

what you can do on fb:

i cant breathe oh my god. maybe u can be a little gay until she friends you. it could be a long time before she does. just don’t tell her about it, be lowkey, casually neither deny nor accept the friend request adn say it slipped ur mnid

im literally in tears lowkey gaY I CANT i will try i honestly always pull that shit irl too. she’d be like “did u get my 100 texts????” and im like “Um no my phone broke lol??” I WILL MAKE AN FB MAYBE i want college friends

OH MY GOD STOP SAYING SHIT LIKE THAT NO I HATE MY FACE TOO BUT I POWERED THRU THIS OBSTACLE COME ON UR NOT UGLY U GOT THIS IM REALLY SAD THAT THAT’S UR REASON

THAT’S NOT MY ONLY REASON i wouldnt be able to say anything even remotely homosexual because i just know my grandma will friend me (and i’d h a v e to accept) and she’d question every single thing and how could i do anything and not be a little gay it’s literally in my bloodstream????

Do u have a twitter?

i had one for 3 days with the sickest username ever (@thePRNDL) but i deleted so no ://

WHY DON’T YOU HAVE FACEBOOK?¿¿ and ugh me as hell im crying this summer has been/is so awful

we went through this before alex I AM FUCKING U G L Y and i’d need a profile pic this is why we cant have nice things

ugh you know what i might just make one right now

This show is my life

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